Friday, October 24, 2008

World Series and more

So now that two games have been played between the Cinderalla Tampa Bay Rays and the Philadelphia Phillies who do you think will win the series. It's tied at a game a piece. I still believe the Rays will in six games by the way what the heck is a Phillies. Is anyone really excited about this world series and does anyone really care now that neither the Red Sox or the Yankees are playing in the series.

I was recently watching an Adam Sandler movie and in this movie he kicks butt in a upscale snoppy restaurant after he realized he was being made fun by the snobs he was sitting with. I am beginning to think he is the modern day John Wayne. Anyone who can beat up Bob Barker in a movie and get away with it is tough in my book.

Halloween is fast approaching and I still have not decided what I will be this year. It's not like I am like Ken Lecesse who is fashionably dressed for the occasion everyday.

Does anybody really care about this upcoming presidential election. Both candidates scare me plus a candidate that will not salute the flag or say the pledge of alliegance to the flag as one nation under god will not get my vote.

Why do they call the colors what they are. Why is Orange called Orange or Purple called Purple. Why can't Yellow be Purple and Purple be Orange. I guess crayola crayons only know the real answer behind this mystery.

That's all I have for this time. By the way favorite cereal is Count Chocula. Until the next time this is Bubba D saying ciao for now!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Random Thoughts Of...Cereal

If they call them Frosted Flakes, why are they not frozen...I miss Grape Nuts...Granola is for sissies...Give me a banana with a bowl of Shredded Wheat and I'll show you a banana with a bowl of Shredded Wheat...I need a cereal with some flavor like Kix...Hey silly rabbit, stop telling jokes...Cherrios would be better if they were square and made of marshmallows...I'm coo-coo for Cocoa Krispies...Why don't the cereal makers make the boxes so they can hold milk so you don't need a bowl...Lucky Charms are not hilariously delicious...Why isn't there a cereal that tastes like a cheeseburger and fries...What's the deal with Cap'n Crunch, can't he sppel...A cool prize in cereal would be a sledgehammer...Puffed Rice tastes like Puffed Crap...Why do they call it Honeycomb cereal when when you can't comb your hair with it...But look Madge, I'm soaking in it...Are Snap, Krackle and Pop twins...Can you put milk on Chex mix...I stepped on a Rice Krispies treat...King Vitamin cereal is a health food...Mikey eats everything but Life cereal...If you get more than 2 scoops of raisins in Raisin Bran, does it make it Raisin Cram...That's funny...I eat cereal with an ice cream scoop...Speaking of napkins, David Hasselhoff is a genius...Kaboom, the other white meat...Quisp hurts my toungue...Apple Jacks are neither Peaches or a John...See ya...Bubba

Friday, October 10, 2008

Random Thoughts Of...Halloween

Pumpkin guts...They are the perfect Halloween treat...Give me a Mallow Cup and you'll get socked in the eye...Flashlights with D batteries are bright...Witches need to take off on the 31st...Daylight saving time lights up Halloween...What exactly do they mean by Jack-O-Lantern?...Pete Cloutier is a clown and Mike Dubray is not far off..Give me a cape, some tights and a leather mask and I'll show you some sunshine...Full moons are not always acceptable...Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes I like raisins...I love balls of popcorn...Presidential masks make me tingle...Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are best when frozen...My favorite costume of all time was a Pink tutu and blue shoes...I love rock n roll...What's the deal with the Jason guy from the Halloween movies? Can he play goal or what...We all could use a little Leccese right now...I'm not afraid of scarecrows...See ya...Bubba D...

Monday, October 6, 2008

Random Thoughts of...The Movies

A giant tub of popcorn loaded with fake butter could be the perfect meal...In the world of Bubba D, there's nothing better than a sequal...Give me Big Top Pee Wee any day over the Godfather...Al Pacino can't hold a candle to Jeff Conaway...He's a guy that has his stuff together...That being said, Grease 2 kicks the original Grease's butt...Give me some Sno-Caps and a big cup of Mountain Dew and I'll show you a nap...Whoppi Goldberg rocks my world...I hope Blues Brothers 2010 comes out next year...Don't bother to get napkins for your munchies at the movies, that's what sleeves are for...Speaking of Elton John...I hope Kiki Dee comes out with a new album soon...I miss vinyl...My car seats were made of fake sheep skin...What's all this garbage about the cool side of the pillow...I want a box of Red Hot Dollars...When I think about good times for under a buck, nothing beats a jar of bubbles...Mike Dubray is Mr. Movie...He is also Mr. Moochie, too...Only kidding Mike, you're not Mr. Movie...In my next life, I'll speak Spanish so I can have a conversation with Arnold Schwartenegger or something french...See you at the movies...This column is in memory of Terry Kaiser...See ya...Bubba D