Random Thoughts Of...Cereal

If they call them Frosted Flakes, why are they not frozen...I miss Grape Nuts...Granola is for sissies...Give me a banana with a bowl of Shredded Wheat and I'll show you a banana with a bowl of Shredded Wheat...I need a cereal with some flavor like Kix...Hey silly rabbit, stop telling jokes...Cherrios would be better if they were square and made of marshmallows...I'm coo-coo for Cocoa Krispies...Why don't the cereal makers make the boxes so they can hold milk so you don't need a bowl...Lucky Charms are not hilariously delicious...Why isn't there a cereal that tastes like a cheeseburger and fries...What's the deal with Cap'n Crunch, can't he sppel...A cool prize in cereal would be a sledgehammer...Puffed Rice tastes like Puffed Crap...Why do they call it Honeycomb cereal when when you can't comb your hair with it...But look Madge, I'm soaking in it...Are Snap, Krackle and Pop twins...Can you put milk on Chex mix...I stepped on a Rice Krispies treat...King Vitamin cereal is a health food...Mikey eats everything but Life cereal...If you get more than 2 scoops of raisins in Raisin Bran, does it make it Raisin Cram...That's funny...I eat cereal with an ice cream scoop...Speaking of napkins, David Hasselhoff is a genius...Kaboom, the other white meat...Quisp hurts my toungue...Apple Jacks are neither Peaches or a John...See ya...Bubba