Random Thoughts of...The Movies

A giant tub of popcorn loaded with fake butter could be the perfect meal...In the world of Bubba D, there's nothing better than a sequal...Give me Big Top Pee Wee any day over the Godfather...Al Pacino can't hold a candle to Jeff Conaway...He's a guy that has his stuff together...That being said, Grease 2 kicks the original Grease's butt...Give me some Sno-Caps and a big cup of Mountain Dew and I'll show you a nap...Whoppi Goldberg rocks my world...I hope Blues Brothers 2010 comes out next year...Don't bother to get napkins for your munchies at the movies, that's what sleeves are for...Speaking of Elton John...I hope Kiki Dee comes out with a new album soon...I miss vinyl...My car seats were made of fake sheep skin...What's all this garbage about the cool side of the pillow...I want a box of Red Hot Dollars...When I think about good times for under a buck, nothing beats a jar of bubbles...Mike Dubray is Mr. Movie...He is also Mr. Moochie, too...Only kidding Mike, you're not Mr. Movie...In my next life, I'll speak Spanish so I can have a conversation with Arnold Schwartenegger or something french...See you at the movies...This column is in memory of Terry Kaiser...See ya...Bubba D