Random Thoughts Of...Moments Of Love

Why do Valentine's candy come in the form of rabbits...A chalky heart that says, "Hey, You Stink!" says it all...My favorite love song of all time is "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'" by Hall & Oates...Candles, Flowers and a Flimsy Negligee...I told my wife, get me some more cologne...My favorite scents are "Antonio" by Antonio Banderas and "Sex Panther" by Odion...Bend it like Pele...If you're looking for a serious romantic flick for your Saturday night, try "Fritz The Cat"...Dogs love that movie...If I could get serious for a moment about Valentine's Day...Enough already...I once applied for the job of "Mall Cupid"...I didn't get the job but I still have the outfit...It's my "Cupid Thong" now...Speaking of gnarly underwear, pitchers and catchers report to spring training soon...I love beef stew...I told my hair stylist the other day that I want a ponytail...I miss Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl...Don't whisper in my ear...I want some bubbly, Mr. Bubble...While I'm on the subject of Carnations, I loved their breakfast bars...That's true love...I need a pedicure...What...And you don't...To my one fan, Hey...In the darkest of moments, there is a light at the end and connected to that light is some moron that won't leave me alone when I need some "private time"...Why do you think I'm in a tunnel...Colombo...Matlock...Kojak...I loved them all...I would love a "Mr. Microphone" for my bathroom so I could do play-by-play with Ken...Love is fickle, funny, exciting, smelly, new, old and out of control...One last thought of love...Big feet...See ya...Bubba