Random Thoughts of...Opening Day

If they call it Opening Day, why do they close the concession stands right after the game?...Sushi..Nothing says, "Hey, welcome to America's game! Enjoy!" like a big plate of Sushi...For my money, I think the ceremonial first pitch should count for real...Pinstripes make me look thinner...Wood or aluminum...I never laugh when Ken Leccese says, "Hey, I've got aluminum!"...I want to go to Fantasy Camp for bullpen catchers...I don't think they will ever make enough Ben Gay to keep me stretched out...Give me Crunch 'N Munch over Cracker Jack...I can't stand that little dog...My favorite NY Yankees hair-cut has to be either Oscar Gamble or Joe Girardi...I predict that Stump Merrill will go down as one of the greatest Yankees managers of all time...I miss Ed Whitson and Carl Pavano...Italian Ice...I can't wait until they put up a monument of Danny Tartabull in center field...While they are at it, when will they finally give Tony Fernandez his due...Tony Pena...Metal cleats that click on cement drive me nuts...Speaking of hot dogs, I like relish on my ham sandwiches...Do not, I repeat do not put ice in my beer...I love the foam...A steak with mushrooms and a side of green beans is a waste of vegetables...Shag rugs in the locker room smell nice...I hope the Mets dye their field orange...3 words you will never hear from me, "Go Red Sox" or "I'm not hungry"...I think the next expansion team should be named "The Argyle Socks"...Ken Leccese gave me that one...Why do they call them foul balls? They don't stink...Mike Dubray gave me that one...What Mike knows about baseball you can put in his head...One final thought...Gumby....See ya...Bubba