Random Thoughts Of...Steroids

What's the big deal...Take some Preparation H and call it a day...Pain and itching is watching the Yankees try to bunt last year...Speaking of wearing a cast...Roger Clemens should put one on his mouth...A-Rod...Where to start...Here's the end...Fraud...Jelly Beans and Pepsi...Joe Torre should write another book...How to get fired by the Braves and Cardinals and work in broadcasting next to giants like Brian Delaney...Hey!!!!!That's me!!!!...Where is Chico Escquella when we need him most...I've got a sliver...I've got a song going through my head right now...Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?...I feel like taking a groundhog out but I think he'd win...How you like my new haircut...Pretty spiffy...Speaking of manicures...I need a hobby...Mountain climbing sounds good but I don't need to exercise that much...Toucan Sam...If someone came up to me and said, "Brian, you just won the Superbowl, what are you going to do now?"...I'd say, I'm going home to take a nap! Now leave me alone!...Does a person you can depend on wear depends....A dog, 2 pencils and a stick of pepperoni...One last thought...Ribbons...See ya...Bubba

Random Thoughts Of...Moments Of Love

Why do Valentine's candy come in the form of rabbits...A chalky heart that says, "Hey, You Stink!" says it all...My favorite love song of all time is "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'" by Hall & Oates...Candles, Flowers and a Flimsy Negligee...I told my wife, get me some more cologne...My favorite scents are "Antonio" by Antonio Banderas and "Sex Panther" by Odion...Bend it like Pele...If you're looking for a serious romantic flick for your Saturday night, try "Fritz The Cat"...Dogs love that movie...If I could get serious for a moment about Valentine's Day...Enough already...I once applied for the job of "Mall Cupid"...I didn't get the job but I still have the outfit...It's my "Cupid Thong" now...Speaking of gnarly underwear, pitchers and catchers report to spring training soon...I love beef stew...I told my hair stylist the other day that I want a ponytail...I miss Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl...Don't whisper in my ear...I want some bubbly, Mr. Bubble...While I'm on the subject of Carnations, I loved their breakfast bars...That's true love...I need a pedicure...What...And you don't...To my one fan, Hey...In the darkest of moments, there is a light at the end and connected to that light is some moron that won't leave me alone when I need some "private time"...Why do you think I'm in a tunnel...Colombo...Matlock...Kojak...I loved them all...I would love a "Mr. Microphone" for my bathroom so I could do play-by-play with Ken...Love is fickle, funny, exciting, smelly, new, old and out of control...One last thought of love...Big feet...See ya...Bubba